I swear i was(n't) me...

[volterator]

Today i had to put my hand on an actual bible and swear that i was not a stinking liar before a Jewish solicitor. Good thing i know the word "afidavit" (if not necessarily how to spell it) or i might've been in trouble.

My mate Craig has a swollen chest, his girlfriend dotes over him. Or so tis said.