Thank you ma'am. The whale eats the mariners and the remora dangles from the the whale and the school of filter-feeders forsake their old evolutionary strategy and suck shit directly from the remora. Somewhere Lord Vishnu laughs, "didn't you bottom feeders used to be men of the sea?"

Which is not to say I wouldn't do it - I mean I hate being bothered in the street only almost all the time and I'm only half boycotting Wal-Mart - why would I let that get in the way of having an income?