Bizarre rant!

[volterator]

Whenever i see things in TV shows that make fun of nerds i always take them personally. This is not a result of being a nerd, it's a result of being treated like one when i was younger. I've been pigeonholed and quite inaccurately. It does mean that i quite self-righteously want to kill people.

Let's get a few things straight.

I am not socially inadequate. I just don't like you!
I am not that smart! I have a decent vocabulary because i read!
I am quite capable! I'm just lazy.

And frankly i'm far too good looking to be a nerd.

Mike out.

Well maybe not far too good looking.

Comments

[snowpea.livejournal.com]

hi. let's be friends.

[vertigoranger.livejournal.com]

Well that's possible, but i'd need to know more about you. Like, can you fence? I need to move some gold bullion.

[gabrown.livejournal.com]

I wish I could fence. Too busy to learn though. Plus Im lazy.

who has made these accusations?

[snowpea.livejournal.com]

If by "fence" you mean "enjoy coloring books" then yes, yes I can!
I am an artist in the dank, rednecky hills of West Virginia, USA. I decided to name my upcoming exhibition "momus." Whilst looking up extra info on the god Momus, I found a link to the Scottish artist, momus. I'd never heard of him before, looked at his blog, checked his friends list, blah blah, saw an entry from you, was highly amused, and decided to reach across cyberspace in an obnoxious bid of randomness.

what does bullion have to do with fencing?

Re: who has made these accusations?

[vertigoranger.livejournal.com]

Well i know i like the word 'bullion', provided it is pronounced 'boolyon', at least. Otherwise not so much. I am a film and media student in the redbrick wilderness of Greater Manchester, UK.
As for Momus, i encountered him once online and was sufficiently intigued that i have continued to encounter him since. And obnoxious bids of randomness are very welcome here. So hi. Friends it is then.

Re: who has made these accusations?

[snowpea.livejournal.com]

cheers.
what sort of media? do you have any films online? i major in 'electronic media' which means i make convoluted video art and shorts in my spare time.

Re: who has made these accusations?

[vertigoranger.livejournal.com]

I'm not currently of the creative ilk, and have only shot one video in my life as part of a school project, of which i don't have, or want a copy. I'm one of those 'studies the whole media environment (but with a bias toward film) and then writes about it' type of students.

I'd love to see your work, sure enough.