volterator

Whenever i see things in TV shows that make fun of nerds i always take them personally. This is not a result of being a nerd, it's a result of being treated like one when i was younger. I've been pigeonholed and quite inaccurately. It does mean that i quite self-righteously want to kill people.

Let's get a few things straight.

I am not socially inadequate. I just don't like you!
I am not that smart! I have a decent vocabulary because i read!
I am quite capable! I'm just lazy.

And frankly i'm far too good looking to be a nerd.

Mike out.

Well maybe not far too good looking.