The Cheer of Charlie

@charltonbrooker You know those sticky iphone screen protectors? Try applying the iPad equivalent. See how you feel about Apple after that.

Still no Apple gizmo is as shit as the PS3. Constant software updates. It's like a TV station that broadcasts nothing but progress bars.

You know what else I hate? The way my Kempston joystick interferes with the sound chip in my Amstrad CPC 6128.

Behold Curtis Mayfield's obvious superiority