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curiousbadger: http://i.imgur.com/yikkQ.jpg
Apparently the kid wanted to wear that for his first day at school

Michael: that's one badass kid

curiousbadger: I suspect he's going to grow up to be Krunar, Destroyer of All

Michael: hey we sent a headset to CAMRA today

curiousbadger: Did you send them a complimentary bottle of Heineken?

Michael: no, but the person who had taken the order down at the customer end, at the company we supply, had written it down as Camera
so I told steve that his customer was a lager drinker. clearly