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Steve: If a computer doesn't require its own desk, it isn't a computer
Michael: i'm beginning to disagree strongly
but i don't really want to spend 40 quid a month on a smartphone either
Steve: Being deskbound is a penance all nerds should pay to Turing for how dreadfully he was treated after the war
Michael: i can get behind that
he's computer jesus after all
he died for our comfort
fuck sins
Steve: He died so that pretend policemen may die in a hail of simulated gunfire

curiousbadger: http://i.imgur.com/yikkQ.jpg
Apparently the kid wanted to wear that for his first day at school

Michael: that's one badass kid

curiousbadger: I suspect he's going to grow up to be Krunar, Destroyer of All

Michael: hey we sent a headset to CAMRA today

curiousbadger: Did you send them a complimentary bottle of Heineken?

Michael: no, but the person who had taken the order down at the customer end, at the company we supply, had written it down as Camera
so I told steve that his customer was a lager drinker. clearly

Steve says:
in fact, fuck it. let's kill all the people in charge and take over
Steve says:
apart from that russian politician who banged a shoe on the table during a UN summit
0001 says:
:D wow! really?

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